Meet Little Napoleon! (via You’ve Been Hooked!)

Another great story by The Hook 🙂

Meet Little Napoleon! After more than decade in the hospitality industry, you could produce belts from my skin. I've accepted my fate: to forever answer to an endless stream of douchebags. Adult douchebags, that is. Kids are another story entirely. I was recently greeted at a room by a strong, powerful individual who knew exactly what he wanted from his bellman – total subservience. A seemingly endless list of commands rolled from his tongue as his mother just smiled … Read More

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Give It Up For Greg Giraldo

Recently, Comedy Central aired a tribute for Greg Giraldo called “Give It Up For Greg Giraldo“. Not having cable anymore I wasn’t able to see it. Fortunately, thanks to the blog, The Comic’s Comic, I found out that Comedy Central has clips of this show on their site so I got to at least view a sample of this special.

One of my few regrets in life is not being able to see his stand up live. The closest I got  was seeing him during a live taping of WTF with Marc Maron. He was still funny as hell without any stand-up bits. At least I have his two albums that I can listen to whenever I want to hear his comedy genius.

He was a comedy great and he shall be missed.

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Finally coming out of the closet, and announcing my standup debut

So I’ve been keeping the whole comedy class under wraps for the most part. But now that my graduation date is drawing near, I felt it was time I made a page for it and announced it into the internet ether.  So everyone’s invited, if they caught my tweet or facebook status and we’ll see how it fares.  That’s pretty much it for now. Not much else to say.

Eric Anderson as “Dmitri the Stud”

I don’t know how many people are aware of this youtube sensation, but sometime earlier this summer a weird guy, who goes by the moniker of Dmitri the Stud, tried to hook up with a girl named Olga. This resulted in two weird stalker-like voice-mails (apparently there are now 3) that got posted on Youtube accompanied with a slide-show. Ever since, a whole slew of “Dmitri the Stud” themed videos have been created. The version I found most entertaining where by an actor named Eric Anderson.

In reality, Dmitri “the lover” is James Sears “A disgraced Toronto doctor who had his medical licence stripped for repeated sexual misconduct 16 years ago” as reported by the Toronto Sun back in April 13, 2008. His newest endeavor is trying to show men the art of seduction through his website. Contrary to his new profession, however, his technique seems to be lacking as is evidenced by the voice-mails that are still circulating on youtube.

For your viewing pleasure I present to you Eric Anderson’s brilliantly lip-synced 3-part series of Dmitri The Stud’s Voice-mails.

Funny Parody of Gnarls Barkley “Crazy” song

I just saw this again and decided to post it here and share with everyone. Truly genius and funny as all hell 🙂